Before you start reading this post, please press play. Lava like this cannot be expressed without the Biebs playing in the background.
This week Wisconsin is going to finally lose it's virginity and California will be heartbroken when the most amazing woman I've ever met in my entire gosh-danged life moves away.
Cho is one of those friends I watched from afar before I finally got the chance to make her my very own. She is just so damn cool. I don't know how else to describe it. If you were to analyze what she's made of in a lab you'd find that she's pure sex-magic and vodka. And Bieber.
She's been my dance partner, the rational side of my brain, reigning cornhole champion and so much more. And now Wisconsin gets her. I hope Wisconsin appreciates all of these things.
I am going to miss you fiercely, lady of the dance floor, mistress of the mic. I can't wait to visit you in Wisconsin and writhe on a barroom floor there with you. <3
LAVA LAVA LAVAPANTSOFF.
WTFAMC
(Wisconsin Totally Fucking Ate My Chojze)
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